January 2010
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Crazy Art
So apparently there’s a starving artist sale going on in Minnesota this weekend. Now Obviously the joke to be made here is something about how they are literally starving and not just “starving” for attention. Except everyone else in the whole world is starving for attention they just don’t try to get it through shitty paintings and pottery. But I digress (and kid of course...
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about Avatar to give me Hits Because of Relevant...
Man I wish 3-D glasses worked on everything. I mean if every tv, picture, and even just everyday life was in 3-D I’d be having a good time. Everything would look so much better. Or maybe that’s if Avatar was real. I just saw Avatar. I didn’t really go into fantasy trip about Avatar though. Lots of times after I see movies I go to imagination land about it like superhero movies,...
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The Winter Olympics
Broomball should be an Olympic sport. If the Biathlon is a sport, anything that people can recognize as a sport should be an Olympic event. There are broomball rinks all over MN so c’mon Olympics get on that. Over the summer you have held such sports as field hockey so get your shit together and play broomball.
On second thought broomball would be slow as hell to watch. It would be more...
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The Time Thief
In a world where time machines don’t exist, where the dinosaurs are extinct, and where you can’t say asshole on television (yet both words can be separately uttered without complication) a feeling is often felt of sheer unaccomplishment (unaccomplishment isn’t apparently a word event hough accomplishment is and there are words like unaccomplished. I mean what the hell). I mean...
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Super Ideas
This week I’ve got superheroes on the brain. Maybe it’s because I’ve been playing Arkham Asylum and am reading Watchmen again, but it also might be some other reason. Some deep psychological reason that only a therapist could discover through a Rorschach test or something. On second thought It’s probably just the two previously mentioned items. Anyway comics are cool,...
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Crime Watch
Tumblin down the mountain here she comes. Well I certainly haven’t tumbled, if you will, in a while so I thought I’d shit my thoughts out in this little post here. Not really sure what to write about but that’s ok right. I mean, I don’t ALWAYS need something super riveting and hilarious written down on these posts. I mean most blogs involve someone whining about their life,...