December 2010
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Another Christmas Post...Or Is It?
Christmas eve is today, feel like I should talk about it in some way. But I already did one Christmas post should I really do two? Does anyone need to hear anymore jokes about Christmas? That’s all anyone is making right now. So we’re gonna take a step back and make fun of a holiday that zoomed over my head on tumblr, the fourth of July.
I was in France last fourth of July and I...
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Christmas Miracles
Happy Holidays everyone, and what better way to celebrate then to look at the strange and even inappropriate holiday aspects.
That best buy commercial where he tries to rally all the elves to work through christmas is just wrong. Clearly he is the top elf getting paid big time by santa to keep those sweat shop level workers in there place. Santa magically has an army of elves that make all the...
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Am I Funny
So I decided to check out some top comedy tumbls and like a dick I’m going to try and call them out so they might read my blog and realize I’m actually funny too, in fact funnier. I think I am funnier then all these people, with the exception of brandon vaughn who does appear to be quite funny, but still I am funnier. I know you will not agree, but this is merely a plow to become more...
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Stumbl through the snow
Stumbleupon is kinda sweet so I will bring you on my journey with thoughts included
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1I2UXj/www.flickr.com/photos/hno/186714777/
Yeah that’s awesome, if I need to walk around like the barefoot hippie that I am, with my berkenstock sandals (I know that’s not how you spell it but I don’t care because I’m not a lesbian. But that thing is pretty...
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Ants
It’d be fun to be an ant. Sure you’re mindless, and if your a worker you’re just some sister of the queen that isn’t going to reproduce. (Ants have some crazy inbreeding thing going on or something where their kin fitness is much higher then normal so it makes sense not to reproduce, I forget it and I’m too lazy to look it up, plus you probably don’t even know...
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An Orangutan Dream
One time I remembered when I was younger and I had this dream. Now I don’t know if you remember what you dreamt about when you were younger. I don’t remember anything except this one dream so I don’t remember if this was normal for me or not, but if it was I think I should’ve told someone and went to a psychiatrist and maybe things would be different. But anyway...
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Best Animals
So I should be studying for finals so I can graduate this year and such but then this happened. I talked about it and here it is. The top ten best animals. And yes these are in order and on various taxonomic divisions. If for example sharks is number one, it is because every shark is better then every other animal understand.
10 - Peacock: Peacock made number ten because it’s name is...
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Mouthwatering Ink: Me Wantee
I want a tattoo but don’t know what to get. I would ask you for help but anything that didn’t come from my awesome mind wouldn’t be worth putting on this mass of skin and bones. So here are some ideas in no particular order, but are put in a top ten list because as mentioned before people love top ten lists.
10 - K Space on my left pectoral - I’m a fan of the left pectoral...
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Canadian Pets
Is Canada really as lame as everyone says it is. Honestly I’ve never been there so I don’t know if it’s the maple syrup sucking shit hole I keep hearing about. Who knows, maybe they actually have cars up there, and people work at jobs instead of just lay in the street and stuff their faces like the rumors. Maybe they don’t literally eat the poop their horses ride, or even...
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The One Without A Title
Apparently a title is optional on Tumblr, but I say fuck that it should be mandatory. Especially if you post like I do. How the hell would you be able to reference or organize any of it.
“Which one are you talking about? The one about sex, the one about social settings, the one about religeon? Oh the one about if Jesus was at a party and was getting strong signals and he would totally hit...
Tumbl through the snow →
I didn’t feel like writing this one down and since I don’t have a podcast anymore this is what you get. Enjoy. Also I AM making another podbean for tank blog good where these will be grouped if I ever do this again which I might.
P.S. The title is a link to the podcasting site where you can go to listen to this audio entry of Tank Blog Good I made. Confusion cleared.
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D&D Haters
You know what really grinds my gears (Peter Griffin I wish this show was real because it’s such a true lead in to what grinds your gears) people hatin’ on D&D. Sure it’s the essence of nerd but it doesn’t have to be. Is the world of Harry Potter any less lame then D&D. god no. Sure it’s more “acceptable” to fantasize about going to witch and wizard...
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Quid Pro Quo
I just realized I have no idea what quid pro quo means. (Is that even how you say it? Or is it really quit pro kwo or something crazy like that) Anyway I’m standing in my bathroom post urination washing my hands and I think quid pro quo, and I don’t know why I thought that but I have no idea what it means. I mean maybe if people were talking there would be a point in the convo where it...
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Music in Top Ten Form
We joke a lot her ant Tank Blog Good, or at least I’m trying to! I know I’m no writing genius to make it on a network tv show or get some stupid comedy central special doing stand-up but cut me some slack it’s a free internet blog so enjoy it and stop complaining!
Sorry to get so angry, but I just want to show some appreciation for music in a top ten lists because lets face it...