January 2011
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Racism and Sarcasm
It’s not anti-semitic if you hate one guy who happens to be Jewish is it? No, didn’t think so, but what if it’s because he’s Jewish. I mean pick which stereotype you want, maybe I hate him because he’s greedy. But it’s just that one guy for that reason. I can’t be racist.
I hate how I can’t use thanks a lot any more to actually thank someone a lot....
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The Joker (The Song)
Sometimes I like to think about the song The Joker (By the Steve Miller Band) and wonder how he got all those nicknames. Like the Space Cowboy. Who calls somebody the space cowboy?
“Hey look who’s here. It’s the Space Cowboy. What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be in space? I mean that’s why we call you space cowboy, because you’re a cowboy, but you’re...
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The Infection
Bart- Does this look healthy?
Dave- Dude put that away.
Bart- C'mon just look at it, and tell me what you think it is.
Dave- No way man.
Bart- Well what the hell am I supposed to do?
Dave- Go to to a doctor obviously like everyone else who has a medical question about their penis.
Bart- How do you know that's what you do? All the better man just take a peak and let me know if it's what you had.
Dave- I didn't have an unhealthy penis dude, it's just common sense. now is it away so I can talk with you?
Bart- yep?
Dave- It's not is it.
Bart- Dude just one look.
Steve enters room
Steve- Bart why the hell do you have your pants down? Oh boy, that's more then I wanted to see. You should get that checked out bro, I think Dave had something like that last year.
Bart- Ha
Dave- The hell I did
Steve- But seriously dude see a doctor.
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Ghost Sex
Is having sexual relations with a ghost necrophilia. It’s kinda different but I still feel like you have to put it into that category. Then I suppose which kind of ghost. If it’s a reanimation of their corpse then yes it should be, and that includes zombies. anything dead and fleshy counts, unless they keep the personality, then it shouldn’t be no matter how fleshy and rotten the...
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An easy life and a time machine
So how exactly would you be able to become a blogger for a living. there has to be a good number of people that are getting enough hits to bring in revenue, and they probably make enough yearly to live in a shitty apartment on the bad side of town. But hey I want that. If all I had to do was blog every so often I would be pleased, very pleased. Then I get some clever merch rolling and write a book...
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The Ant King
Do you think ants will form a democracy any time soon or are they gonna stick with their queen. They don’t even have to lose their queen to have a democracy, just like those Brits. I bet I could rile up the workers to rebel. They deserve their freedom you know, and I’m the leader they need to find it. Then Tank the ant king will rule all. Well maybe I shouldn’t get ahead of...
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The Unoffensive One: Respectively
Why do nipples get pointy when it’s cold out? It goes against all of science. I’ve learned that the less surface area is exposed the less heat is lost to the environment. I mean why are desert hare’s ears so long? So they can lose heat easier. why do mammals curl up in balls when they hibernate? Because it’s warmer. That’s why shrinkage happens, because all the fellas...
2010
Happy New Year jerks who will read this. Even though a new year is in front of me, it’s no real milestone in my life so I’ll make my new year’s resolution on my birthday thank you very much. But world you enjoy summing up your years at the end of december so here is a top ten of 2010 (which is completely accurate because now that it is 2011 I know nothing better will come up)
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