December 2011
8 posts
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Forest Frank 2: Whiskey Blood
Forest Frank says bears always attack from their right so if you look to your right and see a bear you’re in trouble. Also if you look to your left and a bear is facing the other direction you will also be in trouble. In fact more trouble because she’s already got the jump on you and of course you would be standing in between her and her cub. Then what happens? The government gives you...
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Magic Justice 3
You know what the world needs, more Harry Potter. But they need to mix up the genre a little bit while still milking that universe for all it’s worth. I’m talking a buddy cop movie starring Harry Potter the greatest detective of all time and his bumbling sidekick Ronald Weasley. It starts out with some broom chase and they bust some random dude but break a lot of stuff while they do...
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Game of the Year
The year is soon coming to an end so I may as well blog about it. haven’t accomplished that much or really done anything and lately I haven’t even been blogging. so if you missed this follow me on twitter @TanklinAxell because lately I’ve actually started using it. Otherwise shit I’m sorry I got shit going on like video games. Which is what I’m going to sum this year...
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Superhero Chores
Where are superheroes doing their laundry because that shit has got to be dry clean only. And I dunno what fancy equipment dry cleaners use but like superman can’t afford that. Batman can buy whatever but what about the average super hero who just works as a reporter. So superman has got to have some issues with clean clothes.
“Just this red blanket…oh wait is this a...
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Captain's Tight Log
I love how captains are always saying they run pretty tight ships. I want to meet the loose ship captains. Granted most of them probably run gay cruise lines but there are probably straight ones too. Unless tight means a straight ship and loose means a gay one. Then all those captains are dumb.
“I run a pretty tight ship”
“Great your not gay whoop dee do now are my valuables...
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Worthless
Don’t you hate when you think of something really good in the moment and for some reason you’re too lazy to write it down. Because later you always forget it. You sit there thinking should I write down a word? Just like one word that can spark this whole thing again. Naw I got this. But you don’t got it man you never do, why are you fucking up.
Damnit last night I was watching...
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Best Game Ever
Have you ever gotten lost in an ocean documentary because holy shit are those relaxing and distracting. It’s not like Starcraft when you get lost in that you are wired stressed out and it’s awful just awful but you still spend three hours a day on that. But the oceans it’s like three hours go by but you want more. It’s like a vacation in your home. I should stop playing all...
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Tramp Stamp
I saw a pretty elegant tramp stamp of a colored peacock. It was big and went up the back a ways. I wonder what mothers with tramp stamps do. I wonder how many suburban milfs have tramp stamps that their kids don’t know about it. Man if some teenage boy had his friends over and they all saw his moms tramp stamp they’d never let that go. So ladies even though sometimes it can be a hot...