March 2012
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February 2012
19 posts
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Being Naked Dream
So I actually had a dream this morning when I was naked in a public place. One second I’m walking through he grocery store with people, then all the sudden I only have a bag of fruit to cover my crotch. Lucky I had sweats in my hand so I was awkwardly able to put them on. But apparently somebody tattled on me and the grocery police put on sirens and went looking for me. If I hadn’t...
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Agent's Log: Strange Morals
I’m finally off of Nar Shaddaa. What a dreadful place. The end of my mission ended up with me killing some terrorists, and blowing up some facilities tied to the terrorist threat. Then the agent who was helping me, Watcher X, Who by the way is kind of in prison busts out and asks for a hand. Now he offers me some info about who I’m really working for, what my partners secrets are, and...
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Twilight: check, New Moon: ...fuck
Finished Twilight. I will say the ending was exciting. However it was very short excitement compared to a slow outrageous over night love story. Which does make sense for the vampire, and I suppose he is hot as fuck so it could make sense for her as well. I suppose nothing was wrong. With the plot anyway, however Bella’s and Edward’s banter is awful. It’s corny, over dramatic,...
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Agent's Log: Players Gotta Play
I don’t think Kaliyo likes my style. She’s all into killing people and doing what she wants. I don’t understand why she doesn’t want to serve the empire and save lives at the same time. But I’m glad she likes it when I fool around. I had to get some information out of Tlan but I only came across her secretary. I was surprised what a little Chiss chubby can do. And I...
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Agent's Log: Fucking Nar Shaddaa
Today I arrived on Nar Shaddaa. The planet’s full of gangsters and thugs, and right away the Imperials are telling me to sabotage this and stop that. It is just an awful place. Then this Watcher X is telling me to score him some drugs and find out where they are coming from. The shit the empire makes em do. I don’t want to run around scum filled streets sniping drug runner after drug...
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Agent's Log: What I Did On Balmorra
So I had sex with Darth Lachris yesterday. At least it was implied that I did. Knowing a sith lord though she might have made me eat her out then just threw me to the curb. Made me wear a chindo or whatever Adam from workaholics had to wear when he was banging that owner lady. and being a loyal spy I did it because contacts are contacts you never know who you’re gonna need.
Oh I’m...
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Tank Blog Good Email
I made a Tank Blog Good email which is conveniently TankBlogGood@gmail.com So if you have any questions about me or what me to talk about a topic feel free to email. I doubt I’ll check it that often though and I doubt anyone will say anything but it doesn’t hurt to have it. Also read that Role model post it’s funny. At least the end of it.
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Assignment: Who's your role model?
I’ve been day dreaming about what I’d do with my lottery winnings for the past week. Man I really want to win the lottery. People say they would still work and shit even after they won the lottery and I guess I would but the work I would do would be just making art and not giving a fuck about selling it. Just making it and putting it out there and probably giving it away.
For example...
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Science Through My Eyes
Hey Ms. Twilight (aka what’s her face who wrote it) I actually like something you wrote. Not sure if this has been said before. I’m gonna guess probably but check this quote. Ok well I can’t find the quote and I’m sick of looking but Edward brings up the fact that he is the perfect predator. He’s an irresistibly attractive man and Bella just wants to fall asleep in...
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In A World With Real Vampires
Were there vampires in Harry Potter? Because there were definitely werewolves. And there was some werewolf romance except it was done a lot better because obviously a creature that uncontrollably would morph into a wolf could not help itself in wolf form. Unlike some silly Twilight books.
Why the hell don’t those vampires want to eat people anyway? We just want to fit in and be doctors and...
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Political Ad for Internet Money
Imagine how much shit I could think up if I got paid for it. Like so much. So tell your friends to read Tank Blog Good, because even if it doesn’t get me paid I’ll do it more if more people care. Like the last posts I put up I got my regular small amount of traffic and I liked it so I’m posting now just because. So if you read more I’ll post more and everyone will be...
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Commander in Troll: In a world with trolls where...
If trolls were real and they trolled under bridges and ate people I think Minneapolis would be a much smaller town. And you can forget about calling Minneapolis and St. Paul the twin cities. They’d be the cities divided by trolls. Like you’d have to bring a box of rats as bait so that the trolls would grab at the box and let you go because sure there were people there but who knows...
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My Phone Hath Broketh
My phone done broke. Stupid phone I’ve had it for three months or maybe four but come on don’t stop working that soon. I got business to handle and bitches to holla at and you’re telling me my phone isn’t lasting three maybe four months. I lost track but still it’s not that long. If I had known this company was going to offer a deal on this shitty phone I would have...
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Some Rant about Local Music and Other Stuff
Drunk blogs are more fun right? Especially when I’m wearing a bad poncho and a stupid cowboy hat. And I may be lying or I may be telling the truth you don’t know how I spend my midnight of V day. Anyway This post may happen a day or two after the fact so let us move on.
Isn’t local music awesome. At least MN local music. Listening to Polica, saw them yesterday was quite the cool...
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Batman
So it’s V day today and I usually post about the holidays so may as well now that I’m up. I’m like the Holiday killer only a lot less a batman character and a lot more some loser on the internet. So shall I go into my drowning loneliness on this Holiday or talk more about Batman?
I think they should make a Batman drama now. Take Christopher Nolan’s realistic Batman and...
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Twilight Update
Ok I am through Chapter 13 now but I am not sure how much longer I can read. It is so stupid and BOring. It’s the same thing. “I’m Bella I’m clumsy, Edward is gorgeous I don’t care if he’s a vampire.” “I’m Edward I like Bella because for some reason I can’t read her thoughts but I can every one elses. She is like no one else I have ever...
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Star Peace
How come drunken nights are always more fun? I’m beginning to think the bible was wrong about some things. But seriously a long time ago in a galaxy far far away you are telling me no other force users were wrecking shit up. I mean somebody would have been Voldemortin’ on some beach somewhere in some cave and some force users would have had an inkling to rise up. But if there is some...
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Twilight is in My Dreams Now...Oh No...I'm in Too...
So I actually had a dream involving Twilight last night pretty sweet huh? “Yeah for a girl.” Shut up head voice. Anyway it was pretty intense and way cooler than the normal twilight so check it. Edward is taking Bella on a date (pretty sweet already right?) But anyway he takes her to some warehouse but they treat it like a lookout point. And they are on some ledge and there are even...