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The Legend of the Ocarina of Time: The Zelda Movie

So I’m listening to an awesome version of gerudo valley which you can check out here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhHLmtwnw9k

And at first I got a dark knight vibe except there ain’t no dark knight to save the world just link. What if they made a fucking epic zelda movie. But all dark where Ganon is such a menace then link comes along with some help of some great fairies and saves the day. I would watch the hell out of that movie. I feel like link deserves a movie if it can be done you know. But clearly he won’t be going to no 8 dungeons. But they could make it a trilogy. Ocarina of time as a four part movie. Mostly just link rolling, cutting grass, and of hanging out with hot zoras. And that dampe sequence could be super long and creepy. And the shadow temple. My god that could be so scary. And those adventures as a kid. Into the creepy deku tree. Then facing dodogos or however you spell em. AND Jabbu Jabbu! Talk about legit monsters and trials. Somebody should do it because for nostalgia alone many my generation would watch that movie. And by many I mean everyone.

All I’m saying is Link makes wearing a skirt awesome. Sir it may look more like a tennis dress and even though he’s wearing heavy leggings it’s still a skirt. Yeah I know it’s a tunic asshole and he’s not the first to wear it but you could see tons of fans dressed as link and not one of them would look as lame as someone trying to dress up as boromir. (Not that he’s lame but you just look like another asshole who wishes they were at the renaissance festival.) So think about it hollywood please.

And Ender’s Game really nobody has tried this? At least make a shitty one to say they tried it and all the book lovers can have something else to talk about. “Oh that was just garbage compared to the book let’s complain about it highlighting specific examples and analyzing what made the movie suck and the book so good.” And yeah that was sarcasm asshole so don’t think you found a friend who thinks like you. I dunno who I’ll yelling at there but if it was any I’m sorry to alienate and offend you but I’m kind of trying to draw link during this post so sorry if I’m distracted and yelling at nobody. 

Anyway listen to all those symphonies because they are totes boss, play more video games and say star wars quotes to strangers in place of normal conversation words.

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