Book Club Twilight
So I don’t have anything better to talk about than twilight so I’ll just continue. So I settled down a bit after that first chapter. Maybe It’s actually getting readable, maybe I just got lazy, or maybe I’m turning into a vampire loving fan girl I don’t know. But, I do know that it’s still awful as you know. Now I’m going to comment on more the story rather than the specifics so spoilers if you care which you don’t because it’s twilight. I suppose if it’s a book before a movie there really shouldn’t be spoilers anyway because that story is out there by now so it’s gonna get ruined I’m sorry. Maybe Harry Potter could still be a spoiler but with that exception aside I will continue.
We are meant to think (and this is through chapter 5 or 6) that Edward is weird, super natural, and considers himself a danger to Bella even though for some reason he wants to get it in. But everybody wants to get it in at this school. Apparently fresh meat is all people care about. And I say that because she’s the new kid in a small town not because she’s the only virgin or something else crazy.
Anyway, there’s a part about the ladies choice dance and these 3 different guys all ask Bella to go with them. Now Bella has been nothing but rude to these people. In her head she expresses her constant distaste for them all. The one guy, Mike i think, just took a shine to her and talks her up every chance he gets. But one of Bella’s “friends” (I say that because she only expresses interest in Edward and I mean only) likes Mike and asks him to this dance but Mike’s like I’ve been talking up the new hottie I bet I can bag her, so he asks if she would go with him and she’s like fuck no I’m going out of town. end of story.
Next is chess club Eric. Who I think is my favorite character because I imagine him as a stereotypical nerd who is friendly but nobody likes him because he’s a nerd. Sad but he’s just not a real person and he wasn’t in the movie so I’ve taken a shine to him. Now nothing in the book has ever indicated that he’s had a shot with Bella even though him and Mike are constantly kind of fighting each other for Bella apparently even though she shows no interest in them. So Bella must reject another admirer.
Then out of nowhere Taylor (i think) this dude who was about to kill her with his truck, but then Edward is like I’m a vampire with super strength and speed so he stops the car. Anyway Taylor apologizes everyday to Bella and she’s sick of it which is dumb because she should be dead and he should be fucking sorry. But then he asks her to the dance for no reason. And for some reason this cock hound wants to go to Seattle’s library instead of getting some. But it works out for her because creepy vampire man offered to drive her to Seattle and of course she says yes just because he has a beautiful face. Forget the part about the stress he caused you and the dick he’s been, he’s pretty and what else matters?
So that’s where I am in the book pretty shitty right? can’t wait until she describes the baseball scene. Apparently the vampires play superpower baseball, and in the movie it is really ridiculous and silly and I can only imagine it’s worse in the book but who knows maybe it will be way good? But it won’t be.
And I apologize because now Tank Blog Good is simply going to be Twilight the abridged version. My apologies to all who enjoyed no post in a couple weeks. I realize nothing is better but I also don’t care.
