The Goblet of Movie
Harry Potter 4 the movie has some really terrible scenes. Did you know there are at least two camera shots that are from Mad Eye Moody’s mad eye. Two. The story is from Harry’s perspective first of all. Second of all they show Mad Eye looking at Harry which of course he is who else would he be looking at Director. What am I stupid and think he’s looking at Ron? No of course he’s looking at Harry. And Lastly, the camera has some dumb eye effect that makes it look like a spy camera. Oh and it makes camera zoom noises too. Dumb. It’s a magic eye you dick not some fancy eye implant that enhances visual analysis. I think the director spent too much time on the unforgivable curses and not enough on unforgivable camera shot choices. BOOSH. Mike Newell is his name and yes I am calling him out.
Parts of that story itself are a little goofy too though. Like when the Horntail breaks free and chases Harry around the school. Somebody would move and try to restrain the dragon and make Harry start over right? It’s not even for reasons of Harry’s safety. That dragon is crawling on towers knocking down shingles and junk. You know how expensive magic roofers are? Just as expensive as real roofers but adjusted to magic prices. Right? And he took out a lot of them in like Ravenclaw’s tower. You might think Dumbledore being the greatest wizard could do something about a simple roof but he don’t know shit about roofs. Last time he tried and it was leaky as shit so the roofers ended up tearing down a lot more than need be to fix it up. Just think of how much that cost them.
It was also weird that Neville seemed to have a much bigger part in the movie. He was like a side joke character but I didn’t think anything he did was that funny. He was just a dude who liked plants and liked dancing but I think they were trying to say haha look at this nerd. So good for Neville but I could’ve done without so much of him if they had some quittich world cup stuff. I mean that’s all we really wanted right? On of the best parts of the movie was Nevilles gillyweed hand off to Harry though. It was super sketchy. They are like walking straight and looking around and then they do a quick hand transfer. If only Neville got some coin in his hand for it. So yeah smuggling drugs into a competition is film genius. One thing Mike did get right.
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