Agent’s Log: Players Gotta Play
I don’t think Kaliyo likes my style. She’s all into killing people and doing what she wants. I don’t understand why she doesn’t want to serve the empire and save lives at the same time. But I’m glad she likes it when I fool around. I had to get some information out of Tlan but I only came across her secretary. I was surprised what a little Chiss chubby can do. And I do mean little. But If I can still get the job done with a three incher that’s saying something.
That secretary was a cute little Twi’lek number. Don’t remember her name but she was on the DL so that’s cool. Told her I’d give her a call when I was back in town (Like I had her number) and she was like don’t say it I know you ain’t calling. Talk about a cool whore.
Unfortunately Watcher X calls me on the holocom and tells me to break into this storage house. He’s got a clever way in, but after that I ask “What am I gonna do once I’m inside. And he’s like “we’ll use the best approach once we’re in there”. I’m like “no shit asshole but what are some of the approaches we are doing?” I don’t want to get stuck with the best approach being me as a slave for like five years until I extract enough info and then can run away. Come one broski do me a solid and keep me on the DL. In Conclusion Watcher X has bad interpersonal skills but he’s very smart and nice.